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Monkey Rapes A Frog, Like No Joke (video)

Monkey see Monkey do!

You see in chimp fairy tales it’s not you kiss the frog and it’ll turn into a prince.  It’s if you find the right frog you will have a happy ending.

Did you know that humans have the largest yogurt slinger out of all the primates.  Yep, even the gorilla has nothing on us.  King Kong ain’t got shiznit on me!  Gorillas love cannon size averages around a paltry two inches. Chimpanzees are much smaller than … Read the rest

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NC Lady Arrested For Nut Crushing & Peeing in Cop Car

Holy shite.  You cannot make this stuff up people.  Cases like this is why I don’t necessarily dislike the death penalty.

This lady gives Lorena Bobbit a bad name

A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.

Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on … Read the rest

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Freaking Hilarious Video About Cell Phone Caller ID Names

Top 10 Texts From Last Night:

(774):

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”..

(215):

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

(519):

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(312):

I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

(781):

I was just told by a cop that my party Read the rest

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