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Freaking Hilarious Video About Cell Phone Caller ID Names

Top 10 Texts From Last Night:

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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”..

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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Video: Kid Waking Up From Anesthesia Is A Riot

Q: I’m having surgery, and I’m worried the anesthesia will make me say or do something embarrassing. What’s the risk?

A: Don’t worry – I see sedated patients every day, and I can’t recall anyone ever saying anything truly mortifying.

Yes, if you’re going under general anesthesia (meaning you’ll be out completely), you may become disoriented and uninhibited as the drug starts to work. You’re usually asleep, though, before you can say or do anything really silly.

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