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Freaking Hilarious Video About Cell Phone Caller ID Names

Top 10 Texts From Last Night:

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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”..

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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I was just told by a cop that my party Read the rest

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Facebook is a stupid idiot song

10. Applications

I have apps like everyone else, and some are fun. But some apps need to be destroyed forever.

How many times can a zombie bite me? How often will Pokey Puppy throw a bone at me? Will my friend hate me if I ignore her “best friends forever” request?

And by the way, would you really trust the Zombies app? “Brains… brains… …. BRAINS! Brains…” Yes, they’re eating my brain. Every time I get a zombie request, a … Read the rest

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