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Tag Archives | girls

Perfect Butt Equation. How do these ladies score? (46 pics)
My booty scores a 60 out of 80…Booyah!
Freaking Hilarious Video About Cell Phone Caller ID Names
Top 10 Texts From Last Night:
(774):
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”..
(215):
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(519):
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(312):
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
(781):

Summers Almost Here With Girls & Large Melons (44 pics)
It’s Tuesday and ya know whatta want. I want to talk to Sampson.

Keister Thursday Is Back! (31 Lovely Humps)
Call of Duty is great, but I’d much rather play Call of Booty.
Facebook is a stupid idiot song
10. Applications
I have apps like everyone else, and some are fun. But some apps need to be destroyed forever.
How many times can a zombie bite me? How often will Pokey Puppy throw a bone at me? Will my friend hate me if I ignore her “best friends forever” request?
And by the way, would you really trust the Zombies app? “Brains… brains… …. BRAINS! Brains…” Yes, they’re eating my brain. Every time I get a zombie request, a … Read the rest

Fat Bottomed Girls Make The World Go Round (33 pics)
Seriously Reef knows how to pick out a swimsuit model.

These folks are drunker than a sack full of a-holes (36 pics)
Me: That just happened.
Bro: What?
Me: I barfed and peed at the same time. Might of sharted also.

















