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Tag Archives | drunks

Alcohol is their BFF (28 pics and gifs)
Drinking should be an Olympic sport. Plus epic drink recipes.

Don’t believe in the 2 party political system, believe in partying (23 pics)
“To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems.” –Homer Simpson

People Are So Much More Fun When Drunk (28 pics)
Holy shite, these folks are going to be hurting in the morning.

These jokers need a steady dose of gatorade & advil (36 pics)
The best of the best of the best drunkards I could find.

These folks are drunker than a sack full of a-holes (36 pics)
Me: That just happened.
Bro: What?
Me: I barfed and peed at the same time. Might of sharted also.

Oh Snap, I See Drunk People (20 pics)
Hey Beotch, why don’t you make out with a tree… and leave!
This guy is entertainment.
Warning labels that should be on all beer containers:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: … Read the rest

Hilarious & Easy Explanation of Derivative Markets
Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans). Word gets around about Heidi’s “drink now, pay later” marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi’s bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Detroit.

People that need advil & gatorade after waking up (32 pics)
These pictures are so freaking funny I can almost guarantee snot bubbles

Crapped on floor puked in the toilet (25 drunk pics)
I really know somebody that did this. My boy was sitting on the toilet and had to puke, so he turned around and sharted on the floor. He was drunk thought… Really Really drunk.













