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Reporter Pranks NFL Draft Fans with fake names (vid)

Some of these names are pretty good:

  • Calvin Johnson’s brother, Kervin Johnson.  Fan: Anyone in that family is a beast
  • Defensive Tackle Buster Hyman (LOL)
  • Linebacker “The Birdman” Mike Hawk
  • Running Back Neal Anblow

Bart Simpson would be proud of this interview.  Fans at the 2013 NFL Draft are so excited about the incoming rookies, they even want to analyze players that don’t exist. FN’s Bill Enright asks them about fake players like Mike Hawke, Curvin Johnson, Neil Antblo, and … Read the rest

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These Hipsters & Hippies Are Straight Fake (Coachella video)

LMFAO, I love this Jimmy Kimmel piece Lie Witness News. Basically they make up all these fake bands and ask peeps at the event about them.  The hippie/hipsters straight lie and say I tots love them.  Fake arse hipsters need to do the world a favor, put their lips over their head and swallow.

The highlights:

  • Have you heard the band “Get the Fock out my pool”
  • Dr. Shoma and the GI Clinic Band
  • Shorty Jizzle and BumperCrots
  • Obesity Epedimic
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Eagle Snatches Canadian Kid.. Hey Hoser (video)

The Canadian kid was 2 donuts too fat for full lift off. For Fock Sakes, it pisses me off that the Canadian Dollar is stronger than ours. And there kids are too hefty for our eagle to snatch. What is the world coming to?

Blame Canada: The 5 greatest pop culture insults to America’s hat

It takes a lot to anger agreeable Canadians — but when Ben Affleck’s Argo premiered at the Toronto Film Festival last month, the movie managed … Read the rest

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Jimmy Kimmel’s 2012 Clip of the Year (video)

Seriously, wtf is a cold pop?  A cold blow-pop?  Cold popcorn?  A vibrating love cannon that is quasi shaped as the rice crispy character “Pop”?  Ok, my google search confirmed it is a soda aka a coke.  Yanks say the darnedest things.  Seriously Sweet Brown, ain’t nobody got time for that.

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A Nation of Mindless Consumer We’ve Become (Best Black Friday Videos)


Fornicate the world, do you see any similarities with the zombie movies and people’s behavior today? Mindless Lemmings craving crap we don’t need to boost our happiness for a few minutes. Sex and booze make you happy, duh.

From a smarty pants: Study after study by psychologists has shown that there is no correlation between wealth and happiness. The only exception is in cases of real poverty, when extra income does relieve suffering and brings security. But once our basic … Read the rest

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Girl Scout Cookie Girl Samoas Her Face (vid)

Am I wrong for thinking this is funny?  Or is celebrating your mediocre accomplishments on video worth the pain of getting jacked knifed in family jewels?  I reckon that is something for the suits in DC to decide.  BTW, I gots this from Tosh.0

 

Yes my friends, if you ever want to fake sick at work like a boss and get away with it just eat 2 bananas … Read the rest

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St. Maarten Caribbean Airport = Natural Selection (vid)

What’s a redneck’s last words? Watch this.

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