Bart Simpson would be proud of this interview. Fans at the 2013 NFL Draft are so excited about the incoming rookies, they even want to analyze players that don’t exist. FN’s Bill Enright asks them about fake players like Mike Hawke, Curvin Johnson, Neil Antblo, and … Read the rest
LMFAO, I love this Jimmy Kimmel piece Lie Witness News. Basically they make up all these fake bands and ask peeps at the event about them. The hippie/hipsters straight lie and say I tots love them. Fake arse hipsters need to do the world a favor, put their lips over their head and swallow.
The highlights:
The Canadian kid was 2 donuts too fat for full lift off. For Fock Sakes, it pisses me off that the Canadian Dollar is stronger than ours. And there kids are too hefty for our eagle to snatch. What is the world coming to?
It takes a lot to anger agreeable Canadians — but when Ben Affleck’s Argo premiered at the Toronto Film Festival last month, the movie managed … Read the rest
Seriously, wtf is a cold pop? A cold blow-pop? Cold popcorn? A vibrating love cannon that is quasi shaped as the rice crispy character “Pop”? Ok, my google search confirmed it is a soda aka a coke. Yanks say the darnedest things. Seriously Sweet Brown, ain’t nobody got time for that.
Fornicate the world, do you see any similarities with the zombie movies and people’s behavior today? Mindless Lemmings craving crap we don’t need to boost our happiness for a few minutes. Sex and booze make you happy, duh.
From a smarty pants: Study after study by psychologists has shown that there is no correlation between wealth and happiness. The only exception is in cases of real poverty, when extra income does relieve suffering and brings security. But once our basic … Read the rest
I’m going to try to do one of these daily. Beotches b crazy. Fo sho.
What’s a redneck’s last words? Watch this.
I saw this on Tosh.0. It takes the hilariousness of the shake weight and then takes it up a notch. Maybe 3 notches.
Plus videos & memes coming soon.
How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It’s written, it’s a code written in his DNA, says, “Tackle the gazelle.” And believe it or not, in every man there’s a code written that says, “Tackle drunk bitches.” – 40 year old virgin
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