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Focking Hilarious Instagram Nickleback Parody (video)

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

Oh snap. My favorites:

  • Look at the picture of my feet. Getting jealous I was at the beach.
  • Started as a lemon tart, Then my phone made it art.
  • Putting glasses on my cat. I’m the first one to think of that.
  • I’m looking so cute in the same room that I poop.
  • I’m so hell bent in documenting this pie..this pie this pie

Nickelback’s 2005 hit song “Photograph” won’t go away. The song re-emerged in

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Drunk Business Man Wrong Way on London Escalator (Video)

And I would walk for 500 miles and I would walk 500 more!
The incident was caught on camera last Friday by Sam Napper, 27, who described the man as a “drunk Japanese businessman”.
Sam, from London, said: “At first I thought he was playing silly buggers with a few of his FX Trader mates but when we saw his dogged stagger and realised he was alone, I knew we were about to witness something truly brilliant.
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Gangnam Style… The Korean Pimp Song (Video)

Mistaken Names:

  • Woop a gangman style
  • Hey Sexy Lady Song
  • Whoop a dad name Kyle
  • Gangman Style
  • Check my gangsta style
  • Asian Gangsta style
  • Oops my gang is out of style
  • Oops I came in style

What it means:

According to Korean friends, Gangnam is like South Korea’s Hollywood in Seoul (The Capital).    If you know a Korean, this song is like the equivalent of Led Zeppelin teaming up with The Beatles and The Rolling Stones while resurrecting Jimi Hendrix … Read the rest

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Awww Moment of the Day (Video of Baby Tiger & Chihuahua)

Interesting Facts About Tigers:

You can hear a tiger roar over a mile away!

A tiger can eat 100 pounds of meat a night! Compare that to 400 hamburgers! They need a lot of food because they go days between meals.

Tigers have been called man eaters, yet they eat frogs, monkeys, porcupines  fowl, and tortoises, especially  when a good deer is hard to find.

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Debunking Gas Myths (Stossel Video)


Some highlights of the video:

  • The majority of the gas in the USA comes from the USA
  • Gas has 80 times more power density than lithium batteries
  • The country we import most of our gas from is Canada
  • Energy independence is political horse feces
  • If we can get gas from someone cheaper than we can produce it then why not?
  • Oil Companies make 8.3 cents profit/dollar
  • “For every gallon of gasoline and other products we refined and sold in the
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Girl Scout Cookie Girl Samoas Her Face (vid)

Am I wrong for thinking this is funny?  Or is celebrating your mediocre accomplishments on video worth the pain of getting jacked knifed in family jewels?  I reckon that is something for the suits in DC to decide.  BTW, I gots this from Tosh.0

 

Yes my friends, if you ever want to fake sick at work like a boss and get away with it just eat 2 bananas … Read the rest

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Oh Snap Obama: “Most Arrogant Man In The World” (video)

The Dos Equis Parody of Awesomeness. Some of my favorite quotes:

  • “They gave him the Nobel Peace Prize without him doing anything and he took it.”
  • “He picked Joe Biden to be his vice president just to show that he doesn’t really need one.”
  • “He changed healthcare for millions of Americans even though they liked what they had. “

Video is from www.dontbeadonkey.com

Stay Ignorant My Friends!

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Monkey Rapes A Frog, Like No Joke (video)

Monkey see Monkey do!

You see in chimp fairy tales it’s not you kiss the frog and it’ll turn into a prince.  It’s if you find the right frog you will have a happy ending.

Did you know that humans have the largest yogurt slinger out of all the primates.  Yep, even the gorilla has nothing on us.  King Kong ain’t got shiznit on me!  Gorillas love cannon size averages around a paltry two inches. Chimpanzees are much smaller than … Read the rest

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Freaking Hilarious Video About Cell Phone Caller ID Names

Top 10 Texts From Last Night:

(774):

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”..

(215):

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

(519):

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(312):

I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

(781):

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