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Holy shite. You cannot make this stuff up people. Cases like this is why I don’t necessarily dislike the death penalty.
A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.
Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.
Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on … Read the rest
Sometimes you need to see stuff that makes you think the world is not so bad after all. Here’s to you, Meghan Vogel.
COLUMBUS — Lending a helping hand was more satisfying than winning a state championship Saturday for Meghan Vogel.
The West Liberty-Salem High School junior was the surprise winner in the Division III girls 1,600 meters in the finals of the state track meet at Ohio State’s Jesse Owens Stadium.
She broke away from race favorite Tammy Berger … Read the rest
Q: I’m having surgery, and I’m worried the anesthesia will make me say or do something embarrassing. What’s the risk?
A: Don’t worry – I see sedated patients every day, and I can’t recall anyone ever saying anything truly mortifying.
Yes, if you’re going under general anesthesia (meaning you’ll be out completely), you may become disoriented and uninhibited as the drug starts to work. You’re usually asleep, though, before you can say or do anything really silly.
The risk is … Read the rest
Also how to build a kegerator
he fridge needs to be at least 4.5 cu ft.
The fridge can not have an internal freezer compartment.
The inside needs to be at least 25.5″ high.
The inside needs to be at least 16.5″ wide. Slightly narrower will work, but the kegs will be staggered and the CO2 tank may not fit inside.
1 – 2 tap beer tower with attached beer lines
2 – Ball lock liquid disconnects
2 … Read the rest
There is a like a whole section devoted to lightsabers in wikipedia:
A lightsaber is a fictional weapon in the Star Wars universe, a “laser sword.” It consists of a polished metal hilt which projects a blade of light about 1.33 meters (1.45 yards) long. The lightsaber is the signature weapon of the Jedi order and their Sith counterparts, both of whom can use them for close combat, or to deflect blaster bolts. Its distinct appearance was created using rotoscoping … Read the rest
Oh snap, 1st on the board “A Richard Dawson”. Seriously, Mr. Dick Dawson would have shot a load if this question came up.
After innocuously getting the answer “gum” during the initial round, Harvey walked over to the Forsythe team and posed the same question. But Magen, the girl he asked (and a pastor’s wife to boot), gave him an incredulous look that summed up what most viewers were likely thinking (assuming that, like us, most viewers have the sense … Read the rest
Video was inspired by Paul Harvey’s classic essay, “If I were the devil” Free Market America
Read more:The Hypocrisy of Environmentalism:The California Tiger Salamander Versus the Spotted Owl
You cannot make this stuff up. In order to save one species of owl (spotted), the current administration wants to shoot their rival (barred owls). Read more
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David vs Goliath
This reminds me of yo momma so fat jokes:
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama’s so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma’s so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma’s so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma’s so … Read the rest
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.
That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one … Read the rest
What’s a redneck’s last words? Watch this.