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Sorry ladies, looks like my fathering skills are going to be subpar.

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My Life Is Now Complete (Karaoke Video) http://www.bontheball.com/2013/09/life-now-complete-karaoke-video/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/09/life-now-complete-karaoke-video/#respond Mon, 09 Sep 2013 13:41:44 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=17782 uga karaoke

Watch the video mash

For the life of me, I don't understand why they disabled embedding for this video.  Anywho, your life is not complete until you watch the video.  The background is the tits.

"Islands In The Stream"
(feat. Dolly Parton)

Baby, when I met you
There was peace unknown
I set out to get you
With a fine tooth comb
I was soft inside
There was something going on

You do something to me
That I can't explain
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Are Smart People Drunkards? (infograph) http://www.bontheball.com/2013/07/are-smart-people-drunkards-infograph/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/07/are-smart-people-drunkards-infograph/#respond Thu, 25 Jul 2013 14:43:34 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=17609

I have some serious doubts about this study, but it helps my case regarding my acute prefrontal cortex.

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The Interwebs, a place for stupid people (14 pics) http://www.bontheball.com/2013/07/the-interwebs-a-place-for-stupid-people-14-pics/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/07/the-interwebs-a-place-for-stupid-people-14-pics/#respond Thu, 25 Jul 2013 14:33:05 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=17606

Stupid is as stupid does. Fo sho

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Chinese Turtle Smokes Half A Pack Day (Video) http://www.bontheball.com/2013/07/chinese-turtle-smokes-half-a-pack-day-video/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/07/chinese-turtle-smokes-half-a-pack-day-video/#respond Thu, 25 Jul 2013 12:40:43 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=17597

(THE GIST) — An alligator snapper turtle, living near the Chinese town of Changchun, is so incredibly slow, you wouldn't believe it. Possibly because it smokes about 10 cigarettes a day.

The nicotine-addicted turtle — whom just about any non-smoking human could beat in a footrace due in part to the reduced vitality of its lungs — becomes agitated and starts to hiss when it needs a cigarette. Classic smoker behavior!

The pathetically-slow repitile became addicted the way… Read the rest

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Judge from Zimmerman trial looks like Farley http://www.bontheball.com/2013/07/judge-from-zimmerman-trial-looks-like-farley/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/07/judge-from-zimmerman-trial-looks-like-farley/#respond Sat, 13 Jul 2013 00:33:33 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=17044

True Story

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The Idiocracy is Upon Us (28 pics) http://www.bontheball.com/2013/05/the-idiocracy-is-upon-us-28-pics/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/05/the-idiocracy-is-upon-us-28-pics/#respond Fri, 24 May 2013 15:09:04 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=16733 I saw this in the grocery store the other day:
soap electrolytes idiocracy

Look no further than the second reelection of PrezBo, or just the political system in general.  We the people elect evil power hungry politicians that waste billions on boondoggles to reassure their reelection.  The reason is we are getting dumber, lazier, and apathetic. The term Idiocracy is from the Mike Judge movie featuring Luke Wilson. Luke Wilson wakes up in the future and discovers everyone is really really stupid. It's… Read the rest

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AZ. School’s Redneck Day Pisses NAACP Off http://www.bontheball.com/2013/05/az-schools-redneck-day-pisses-naacp-off/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/05/az-schools-redneck-day-pisses-naacp-off/#respond Fri, 03 May 2013 13:04:59 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=15951

Seriously?  You cannot even make fun of rednecks?  What is this world coming to?

PHOENIX -- When members of the student council at an Arizona high school organized a schoolwide "Redneck Day" and encouraged classmates to dress — and spoof — accordingly, they hoped to build school spirit leading up to prom week.

Instead, "Redneck Day" at Queen Creek High School has angered African-Americans and civil-rights leaders and touched off a debate about free speech, social stereotypes and good taste.… Read the rest

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Animals Are Not Always Cute and Cuddly (16 gifs) http://www.bontheball.com/2013/05/animals-are-not-always-cute-and-cuddly-16-gifs/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/05/animals-are-not-always-cute-and-cuddly-16-gifs/#respond Thu, 02 May 2013 19:14:27 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=15912

Let this be a lesson to you all. Animals can be a douche nozzle from time to time.

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Five Unusual Items People Will Actually Donate http://www.bontheball.com/2013/05/five-unusual-items-people-will-actually-donate/ http://www.bontheball.com/2013/05/five-unusual-items-people-will-actually-donate/#respond Thu, 02 May 2013 13:21:48 +0000 http://www.bontheball.com/?p=15900

It's the holidays, and the time for giving is upon us. Everywhere, you can find organizations, as well as people like Ed Young, encouraging people to give to those less fortunate. Donating a t-shirt or couch to the Salvation Army or Goodwill can be like treasure to someone who really needs it. Unfortunately, what some people decide to donate are so strange they can't even be used. Here are five oddities people are giving away:

Pets

Pets are also… Read the rest

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