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For the life of me, I don’t understand why they disabled embedding for this video. Anywho, your life is not complete until you watch the video. The background is the tits.
“Islands In The Stream”
(feat. Dolly Parton)
There was peace unknown
I set out to get you
With a fine tooth comb
I was soft inside
There was something going on
You do something to me
That I can’t explain
(THE GIST) — An alligator snapper turtle, living near the Chinese town of Changchun, is so incredibly slow, you wouldn’t believe it. Possibly because it smokes about 10 cigarettes a day.
The nicotine-addicted turtle — whom just about any non-smoking human could beat in a footrace due in part to the reduced vitality of its lungs — becomes agitated and starts to hiss when it needs a cigarette. Classic smoker behavior!
I saw this in the grocery store the other day:
Look no further than the second reelection of PrezBo, or just the political system in general. We the people elect evil power hungry politicians that waste billions on boondoggles to reassure their reelection. The reason is we are getting dumber, lazier, and apathetic. The term Idiocracy is from the Mike Judge movie featuring Luke Wilson. Luke Wilson wakes up in the future and discovers everyone is really really stupid. It’s … Read the rest
Seriously? You cannot even make fun of rednecks? What is this world coming to?
PHOENIX — When members of the student council at an Arizona high school organized a schoolwide “Redneck Day” and encouraged classmates to dress — and spoof — accordingly, they hoped to build school spirit leading up to prom week.
Instead, “Redneck Day” at Queen Creek High School has angered African-Americans and civil-rights leaders and touched off a debate about free speech, social stereotypes and good taste.… Read the rest
It’s the holidays, and the time for giving is upon us. Everywhere, you can find organizations, as well as people like Ed Young, encouraging people to give to those less fortunate. Donating a t-shirt or couch to the Salvation Army or Goodwill can be like treasure to someone who really needs it. Unfortunately, what some people decide to donate are so strange they can’t even be used. Here are five oddities people are giving away:
Pets are also … Read the rest
LMFAO, I love this Jimmy Kimmel piece Lie Witness News. Basically they make up all these fake bands and ask peeps at the event about them. The hippie/hipsters straight lie and say I tots love them. Fake arse hipsters need to do the world a favor, put their lips over their head and swallow.
- Have you heard the band “Get the Fock out my pool”
- Dr. Shoma and the GI Clinic Band
- Shorty Jizzle and BumperCrots
- Obesity Epedimic