Some of these are really funny. My favorite:
Seriously, most of these are from the pooper. Good ol’ dropbox.
Best of Urban Dictionary this month:
bio-illogical clock
the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
“it’s saturday, go back to sleep!”
“i can’t, it’s my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again.”
poo parkour
The action of climbing over or … Read the rest
This isn’t my list, but it’s pretty close.
Like summers in the past, superhero and science fiction movies continue to be all the rage with “Iron Man 3,” “Star Trek Into Darkness,” “Man of Steel” and “The Wolverine” all among the top five must-see summer 2013 movies. Following along with other movie sequels, fans of the originals can check out “Kick-Ass 2,” “300: Rose of An Empire,” “The Fast and the Furious 6″ and “Red 2.”
But there are plenty … Read the rest
Now is the prime time to take advantage of loose women before you pass out yourself.
Description: These t-shirts are like super comfy and what not. I also hear that Chewbacca’s dingleberries are so epic that they develop their own personality. True Story.
About the shirt quality: Anvil 100% pre-shrunk cotton fitted t-shirt. Medium-lightweight fabric is very soft and a great value. Sizes: SM-3XL. Get it yo by clicking the link: http://skreened.com/bontheball/chewbacca-s-dingleberry
Lawyers, sometimes they make sense.
The Chewbacca defense is a legal strategy used in episode 27 of South Park, … Read the rest
The Irish slave trade began when James II sold 30,000 Irish prisoners as slaves to the New World. His Proclamation of 1625 required Irish political prisoners be sent overseas and sold to English settlers in the West Indies. By the mid 1600s, the Irish were the main slaves sold to Antigua and Montserrat. At that time, 70% of the total population of Montserrat were Irish slaves.
Ireland quickly became the biggest source of human livestock for English merchants. The majority … Read the rest
The good news is that you’ll still collect $200 every time you pass go. The bad news is your token won’t be an iron. By now everyone knows Hasbro, the makers of the 80-year-old board game Monopoly, replaced the iron with a cat after a month-long vote by fans. The iron is one of the original tokens players could use to navigate their way around Marvin Gardens, Reading Railroad, and other properties players tried to obtain and build their real … Read the rest
My perspective: More proof that dogs are better like cheddar. Cats are too picky and don’t do anything but hang around and eat your eggs. Kinda reminds me of my ex. However, a dog is loyal and will give their life trying to protect. They are also easy to please.
From a cat lover:
What this chart indicates is that cats are able to state what they want from the petting interaction, which leads to a more honest, deeper pet-and-pet-owner … Read the rest
I don’t know why I thought of this song today, but I did. It’s more of an old man giving you advice with a background beat. Regardless, it’s classic.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no … Read the rest
A lot of Twinkie references around the interwebs.
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| Vote NO | Alabama Forever Wild Land Trust Amendment, Amendment 1 Would extend payments made to the Forever Wild Land Trust. |
| Vote NO | Alabama General Obligation Bond Amendment, Amendment 2 Would allow the state to issue general obligation bonds. |
| Vote NO | Alabama Baldwin County Stockton Landmark District Amendment, Amendment 3 Would define a landmark district within the county. |
| Vote YES | Alabama Segregation Reference Ban Amendment, Amendment 4 Would remove outdated Jim Crow segregationist language from state Constitution. |
| Mixed | Alabama Assets |
When you only have lost to Georgia 5 times since 1990… you can some what understand. Then again, the force is strong in that one
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