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The next Michael Jordan..14 year old Seventh Woods

Straight insane that a 14 year old kid is already this good.

After three rounds of cuts, rising Hammond sophomore Seventh Woods has been named to the USA Men’s Basketball U16 team.

Woods, in Colorado Springs for a three-day training, survived a cut from 16 finalists to make the 12-player roster, which includes Devearl Ramsey of Los Angeles’ Sierra Canyon High, and St. Vincent-St. Mary’s V.J. King.

“It’s not only an honor to make this team but it was an … Read the rest

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Reporter Pranks NFL Draft Fans with fake names (vid)

Some of these names are pretty good:

  • Calvin Johnson’s brother, Kervin Johnson.  Fan: Anyone in that family is a beast
  • Defensive Tackle Buster Hyman (LOL)
  • Linebacker “The Birdman” Mike Hawk
  • Running Back Neal Anblow

Bart Simpson would be proud of this interview.  Fans at the 2013 NFL Draft are so excited about the incoming rookies, they even want to analyze players that don’t exist. FN’s Bill Enright asks them about fake players like Mike Hawke, Curvin Johnson, Neil Antblo, and … Read the rest

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Wing Suit Wearing Alexander Polli suffers from badassitis (vid)

Where do I get one of these wing suits?

If you’ve ever dreamt of soaring through the air like a superhero, you’re not alone. Dreams of flying­ have captivated human imagination since prehistoric times. Even with the advent of aircraft and the increasing availability of air travel, the ancient question stays with us: What if we could simply spread our arms ­and fly like a bird?
For centuries, early flight pioneers tried to achieve this very feat by attaching artificial … Read the rest

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Nebraska Cancer Kid Scores TD in Spring Game (vid)

If you don’t say awwww, you are a heartless devil person.

Nebraska held is annual Red-White Spring Game on Saturday and the star of the contest was a 7-year-old boy.
Jack Hoffman is a diehard Nebraska fan battling brain cancer. Last season, he formed a bond with Nebraska running back Rex Burkhead and has become an inspiration for the Huskers ever since.

So, during the fourth quarter of the spring game, Hoffman, who was dressed in a Nebraska uniform complete … Read the rest

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Funny-Haphazard Best of the Interwebs (83 pics + gifs)

Like tots the funniest shiznit I could find all week. Some old. Some probably seen before. Like the honey-badger, I don’t give a $hit.

That chick is a keeper.

It’s all fun and games until he starts barking.

This makes me laugh.  It’s a Catholic uniform.

Historically, the capirote was a cardboard cone that flagellants in Spain would use. It was also used during capital punishment in Spain, and also during an Inquisition, where the condemned person would be … Read the rest

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Hilarious NFL Voice Overs (Bad Lip Reading Video)

This shiznit had me rolling

My favorite parts:

  • Reporter: How ya feeling? Adrian Peterson: Egg Rolls
  • San Fran coach: I want it now. I want cake now.
  • Steelers, Mike Tomlin: Stank…. Hambone
  • Tom Brady: I’m white
  • Ref: Her floor is just beanbags

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It’s FAP time for Brent Musburger (Katherine Webb)

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I thought ol Musburger had some sound advice.  If you are a boy in Alabama, forget about education and what not, start tossing around the pigskin with your old man.

As often happens during boring, blowout bowl games, the cameras and commentary shifted tonight from the action on the field to the stands and Alabama QB A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend Katherine Webb. Okay, sure, mention she goes to Auburn and how scandalous that is—that’s normal. ESPN announcer Brent Musberger, though, … Read the rest

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