Taking a page out of Jimmy Kimmel‘s playbook and unnecessarily censoring one of AT&T’s child-centric “It’s Not Complicated” commercials can produce hilarious results. You will get it once you watch it. AT&T guy: Kids what do your prefer a bigger beep, or smaller beep. The best part is the kid doing the poop shoot opening with his hands. That’s a pain the buns.
I work for customer service at AT&T, and we often have to deal with the most confounding questions and responses from customers. Here are a few taken from a compilation called “Thank You for Calling AT&T.”
“Thanks for calling AT&T, this is Londa.”
“Who did I Call? LONDON?”
“No, this is Londa.”
“WHERE? LONDON, ENGLAND?”
“I’ve been on hold four months.”
“Can you tell me if my calling card is in my wallet?”
“I was trying to abuse my calling card, and it’s just not working!”
“So…which adult party line would YOU choose?”
“Is 30% more than 10%?”
“I want you to check my bill to see if I would save money on a different plan.”
“I’d be glad to do that. May I have your area code and phone number?
“You’ll have to look it up. It’s a non-published number. I don’t give it out.”
“I think you’re screwing me! I’m going to throw my phone out the window with me in it!”
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