The Tale of Two Cows (Epic Political Info-graph)

0 Flares Twitter 0 Facebook 0 Google+ 0 Email 0 StumbleUpon 0 Reddit 0 LinkedIn 0 Filament.io 0 Flares ×

tale of 2 cows political economic system the best right politics personal d 2 organic my fave money libertarian politics left funny politics  The Tale of Two Cows (Epic Political Info graph)

1) Three workers find themselves locked up, and they ask each other what they’re in for. The first man says: “I was always ten minutes late to work, so I was accused of sabotage.” The second man says: “I was always ten minutes early to work, so I was accused of espionage.” The third man says: “I always got to work on time, so I was accused of having a Western watch.”

And here are the nine runners-up:

2) An old man is dying in his hovel on the steppes. There is a menacing banging on the door. ‘Whose there?’ the old man asks. ‘Death ‘comes the reply. ‘Thank God for that,’ he says, ‘I thought it was the KGB.’ A KGB officer is walking in the park and he sees and old Jewish man reading a book. The KGB says “What are you reading old man?” The old man says “I am trying to teach myself Hebrew.” KGB says “Why are you trying to learn Hebrew? It takes years to get a visa for Israel. You would die before the paperwork got done.” “I am learning Hebrew so that when I die and go to Heaven I will be able to speak to Abraham and Moses. Hebrew is the language they speak in Heaven.” the old man replies. “But what if when you die you go to Hell?” asks KGB. And the old man replies, “Russian, I already know.” Larry Rasczak Dan Sweeney

3)Pravda announced that it welcomed letters to the editor. All correspondents were required to include their full name, address and next of kin. Neil

4) Q. “Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?” A. “One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.” Lee Jakeman

5) Leonid Brezhnev pays a state visit to France and he’s given a VIP guided tour of Paris. He’s conducted round the splendours of the Élysée Palace, but remains as stony-faced as ever. He’s shown the masterpieces of the Louvre, but the curators fail to get any reaction out of him. He’s taken to the Arc de Triomphe, but displays not the slightest interest. Eventually, the official motorcade drives him to the foot of the Eiffel Tower, where Brezhnev finally stares up in amazement and astonishment. He turns to his French hosts and asks in bewilderment: “But, Paris is a city of 9 million people… surely you need more than one watchtower?” (first heard by me in the Brezhnev era) Geraint Jennings

via http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2034081/posts

Trending Around The Interwebs:





Bontheball T-Shirt Shop

bontheball t shirt shop 2 the best right politics personal d 2 organic my fave money libertarian politics left funny politics  The Tale of Two Cows (Epic Political Info graph)

visit our shop on skreened  the best right politics personal d 2 organic my fave money libertarian politics left funny politics  The Tale of Two Cows (Epic Political Info graph)

Support Bontheball

by signing up with Skreened

Click to Sign Up

facebook 620x295 the best right politics personal d 2 organic my fave money libertarian politics left funny politics  The Tale of Two Cows (Epic Political Info graph)

Enter your email address to receive daily bontheball postings:

Delivered by mofo-ing Google So Ain't No Spam...ManFeedBurner

0 Flares Twitter 0 Facebook 0 Google+ 0 Email 0 StumbleUpon 0 Reddit 0 LinkedIn 0 Filament.io 0 Flares ×