Random Funny Pictures From the Pooper (64 pics)

0 Flares Twitter 0 Facebook 0 Google+ 0 Pin It Share 0 Email 0 StumbleUpon 0 Reddit 0 LinkedIn 0 Filament.io 0 Flares ×

Seriously, most of these are from the pooper. Good ol’ dropbox.

 

Best of Urban Dictionary this month:

bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
“it’s saturday, go back to sleep!”
“i can’t, it’s my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again.”

poo parkour

The action of climbing over or under the divider in a public restroom when you run out of toilet paper as to gain access to the toilet paper in an adjoining stall.
Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as “shitraceurs”.
Man 1: I ran out of toilet paper and was so desperate I did an Army low crawl into the next stall so I could wipe my ass.
Man 2: That’s some serious poo parkour!

Update Day

The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.
God dammit! iTunes wants me too update! And Steam too! I guess it is update day again.

Jizzneyland

When a city or town specifically zones an area for “adult” businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the “Jizzneyland” zone last night? I’m not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.

Wise beyond beers

Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.
Damn I can’t believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.

most of the pics are thechive

Trending Around The Interwebs:





Bontheball T-Shirt Shop


Support Bontheball

by signing up with Skreened

Click to Sign Up

facebook

Enter your email address to receive daily bontheball postings:

Delivered by mofo-ing Google So Ain't No Spam...ManFeedBurner

0 Flares Twitter 0 Facebook 0 Google+ 0 Pin It Share 0 Email 0 StumbleUpon 0 Reddit 0 LinkedIn 0 Filament.io 0 Flares ×