Words of Wisdom to my unborn son (pics and shiznit)

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The Golden Rule: Don’t be a dick son, nobody likes a dick, except beotches.

If shit ain’t right, make shit right.  Basically fix the situation or thing and don’t ignore the problem.

If you don’t do, you are sure to act a fool.  Meaning get off your lazy bum and do something.  Idol hands are the devil’s tool.

Beotches be crazy, but always be nice to them.  Find one with a tolerable amount of craziness.

Don’t be a scared sheep, stand on your own two feet.  Meaning don’t follow the heard.  If everybody did the same shiznit life would suck and inventions be scarce.  Use the noggin that is 3 feet above your poop shoot.

Don’t be a prick to the big dick.  Meaning pick your battles and don’t fight with the boss.

Life is an addiction.  Get addicted to the right things.  Workout, eat greens, brush your teeth, and all that other stuff.

If shit ain’t legit then don’t invest in it.  Meaning don’t fall for scams and easy way outs.  Like the housing crisis. Shit didn’t make sense for everyone to make bank, you knew it was going to fall.

A lady comes first.  If she is taking a while and you come just say you will get her next time.

When receiving road head never veer off and hit a rumble strip.  Trust me.

Nobody lives in your body so don’t make changing peeps a hobby.  Meaning not everybody has to think or believe what you do.  To each his own.

Don’t be a little bitch, life isn’t always sunshine and lolly pops.

If you are going to make love with music pick a live album.  This way you get a standing ovation every couple of minutes.

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