Perfect Butt Equation. How do these ladies score? (46 pics)

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Yep, a professor in England thought it was imperative for humanity that there be an equation for the perfect butt.
(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the “ideal female ass” in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England. the rest

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Solve for V

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V

The factors are: S = overall shape; C = circularity or spherical buttocks; B = bounce factor; F = touch firmness; V = vertical ratio: Aim towards being slightly “pert.” (Reverse scale); T = skin texture. (Reverse scale)

Scoring the factors

OVERALL SHAPE: Which best describes your bum?

A trodden-on doughnut – 1

A pear dropped from a great height – 2

Rounded but dimpled, making it look square – 3

Big but more narrow than high – 4

A small peach shape – 5

CIRCULARITY: Which of these represents your bum?

Square as a cheese slice – 1

Like an egg is round – 2

More pear shaped – 3

Pair of pink grapefruits – 4

BOUNCE: How resilient is your bum?

Nothing can stop this badly contained jelly – 1

Wobbles for 30 seconds after one flick – 2

Cheeks don’t meet when I walk – 3

Only bounce during sex – 4

During aerobics, doesn’t even quiver – 5

Touch firmness: Which best describes your bum firmness to the touch?

Could lose a hand in here – 1

Makes a dimple if pressed – 2

Can’t press in a centimetre – 3

Latex-coated cricket ball – 4

VERTICAL RATIO: Select nearest to your ratio.

Like a traffic cone – 4

Bigger at the bottom – 3

Symmetrical both ways – 2

Like a pert pair of breasts – 1

SKIN TEXTURE: How is you bum complexion?

Cellulite, spots, orange peel — you name it! – 4

Dimpling on underside – 3

Spotty but no dimpling – 2

Like a baby’s – 1

HOW DID MY BUM SCORE?

Perfection! – 80

Reach for the beach! – 60

Exercise! Diet! Hope! – 40

Keep your clothes on! – 20

Stay indoors! – 0

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