NC Lady Arrested For Nut Crushing & Peeing in Cop Car

Holy shite.  You cannot make this stuff up people.  Cases like this is why I don’t necessarily dislike the death penalty.

This lady gives Lorena Bobbit a bad name

A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.

Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.

The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.

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Hey Joyce there is a guy in Las Vegas that needs your help:

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