Top 10 Texts From Last Night:
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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”..
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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he said he didn’t have a condom.











