10 People & Things I Would Deuce On If I Were A Bird

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1. NYC Mayor Bloomberg

via:Bloomberg Plans a Ban on Large Sugared Drinks – NYTimes.com
For creating a nanny state by banning large sugary drinks. No need to worry people.. big brother will take care of us.


2. TicketMaster

For charging a convenience fee for printing your own tickets and for being an evil monopoly. Consumerist link

3. The 73,000 pages of the U.S. Tax Code

The Three-Toed-Sloth can run about 10 miles (top speed 0.15 mph) before you could print out the US tax code.


4. The Executive and Legislative Branch

For dividing the people by using race, religion, class, guns, healthcare, welfare, corporatism, cronyism, regulations, laws, and fearful b.s. rhetoric so they can maintain their power.  Reminds me of a Jack Johnson song:


5. The Pillsbury DoughBoy


Yep, seems a little weird. However, where does this little bundle of joy get off being so happy when he has no purple headed yogurt slinger? Also the dude is about to be baked and eaten. If I were him I would go all Stay-Puft-Marshmallow Man on peeps.

via:Revenge of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man « Bits and Pieces on we heart it / visual bookmark #14062980


Others I’ll get to:

6. Hippies and Hipsters


7. Duties & Taxes on fun stuff like Alcohol & Tobacco. Why do I have to go on an international trip to get this stuff at a legit price.

8. Power Hungry Elitist that want to play God

9. People that sit in the adjacent bathroom stall while I’m in mid-deuce and talk on the phone. That is my zen time mother-focker!


10. A-holes going 5 under the speed limit in the power lane.

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