1. NYC Mayor Bloomberg
For creating a nanny state by banning large sugary drinks. No need to worry people.. big brother will take care of us.
3. The 73,000 pages of the U.S. Tax Code
4. The Executive and Legislative Branch
For dividing the people by using race, religion, class, guns, healthcare, welfare, corporatism, cronyism, regulations, laws, and fearful b.s. rhetoric so they can maintain their power. Reminds me of a Jack Johnson song:
5. The Pillsbury DoughBoy
Yep, seems a little weird. However, where does this little bundle of joy get off being so happy when he has no purple headed yogurt slinger? Also the dude is about to be baked and eaten. If I were him I would go all Stay-Puft-Marshmallow Man on peeps.