Old people really do serve a purpose in life
If you really want somebody to pee themselves do this. via:Late Night Mistakes – Page 2
Billy was stumped why he drank all the Natty Light
When I think about Mrs. Claus I touch myself
Somebody give that deer a beer. It really wants one.
WTF, I give them a year until they are knocked up.
That is how you recycle.
I was peeing, I swear, I was seeing how cold the water is.
Don’t pass out in Disney World. Goofy is notorious for drawing wangs on passed out peeps.
Honey Badger Drink Recipe
The internet wizards over at Buzzfeed had a special cocktail-off, using only supplies they could find at a local Bodega. The results ranged from amazing to completely gnarly. Cheers to the Honey Badger, which contains whiskey, brandy, blackberry brandy, honey, lemon juice, and cinnamon!
Be sure to check the rest of the awesome (and terrible-awesome) concoctions in the via link!
1 mini bottle whiskey
1 mini bottle brandy
1 mini bottle blackberry brandy
Combine 1 part Whiskey with 3 parts hot water, lemon juice, honey, and cinnamon. Add a dash of brandy, 2 dashes of blackberry brandy. Garnish with lemon and serve with love!
See other recipes via:Bodega Cocktail Challenge
Perfect opportunity for a wedgie.