I’ll bong all 3.
West Virginia, the drunker you get, the better looking your sister gets. Seriously though, if it is warm there next St. Patty’s day this should be most peoples Spring Break location.
- For Clemson tailgating use grape jello
- For Auburn & Florida tailgating use Berry Blue Jello
- For Tennessee tailgating use pina colada
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Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 Hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
- argued over nothing.
- refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
- Gained weight.
- Talked excessively without making sense.
- Became overly emotional.
- Couldn’t drive.
- Failed to think rationally
- Had to sit down while urinating.
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pic via:Late Night Mistakes – Page 2
Masturbating while inebriated is futile
- above pics via So you got wasted