Oh Snap, I See Drunk People (20 pics)

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Hey Beotch, why don’t you make out with a tree… and leave!


This guy is entertainment.

Warning labels that should be on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).

Read the rest: Dirty Alcohol Warnings Joke, Sick Alcohol Warnings Jokes, Funny Alcohol Warnings Jokes

True story in deed.

 

Party Fails - Quite Elegant, Really

 

Party Fails - Therefore, Captain Morgan=God, Right?
Party Fails - So Many Colors of the Wind...
Party Fails - Woo Girls Love Their Spring Break
Party Fails - For That Kind of Money? Prank Away.
Party Fails - The Water-Kegger
Party Fails - The Only Non-Repeating Taste
Party Fails - Crunk Critters: You Can't Disguise that Alcoholism
Party Fails - Ain't No Party Like a Final Four Party 'Cause a Final Four Party is ACTUALLY A RIOT
Party Fails - Bottoms Up Before You Enter this Park

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