7 Survival Videos for the Zombie Apocalypse

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Stock water and imperishable food.

  • 1 gallon water per day
  • Canned fish, tuna, salmon, etc
  • Peanut Butter
  • Chocolate packs a lot of calories


Alternate Heat Source:

  • Propane Tank
  • Kerosene
  • Wood for wood stove
  • Bontheball recommends a zippo


Alternate Lighting:

  • Flashlights
  • Candles and Batteries
  • Basically stock batteries

 


Keep and Bare Arms
self-explanatory


Survivor Kit:

How to purify water

Holy Crap, the CDC blogged about surviving the zombie apocalypse


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Holy Crap, the CDC blogged about surviving the zombie apocalypse.  I typically bitch about tax dollars going to crap like this, but hey at least it is informative and entertaining.  I cannot say that about most govt. spending.  CDC – Blogs – Public Health Matters Blog – Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

Better Safe than Sorry

So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Below are a few items you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.

  • Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  • Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  • Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  • Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  • Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  • Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  • Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  • First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

Read more stuff about the CDC acting a fool:

CDC warns Americans to prepare for zombie apocalypse (really)


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