1. Segway Xt All Terrain
2. The Beer Machine Model 2000. The Beer Machine brews, ferments, carbonates and dispenses all in one foolproof system.
3. Powerstrider. These are awesome, jump out of the gym.
4. Wingsuits. Fly, like for real.
5. RoboPong. Be a real loser, play ping-pong by yourself.
6. Super binoculars. This is for people who have people to see and things to do. Not people to do and things to see kinda-dude.
7. Mitsubishi WD-82738 82-Inch 3D DLP HDTV. Be a balla son, with 82″ of HD-3D shiznit.